Yogurt is Gross.
This video is funny, my additions are unnecessary. And yet, I add things.
For me, a diet consisting of any yogurt at all would be comparable to a lifetime consisting only of bad sex. I hate the stuff. I can eat a bite or two before I am literally forcing myself not to gag on each bite. Why people would willingly subject themselves to this is beyond me. The fact that according to television women’s diets consist ONLY of yogurt concerns me not a little. I often feel the need to check my breasts and vagina to make sure I am not mistaken about my gender. I don’t even LIKE yogurt, can I still be a girl?
Also, My dad likes it, so uhh…. way to fuck up your chance with the menfolk advertising people. I predict new manlier yogurt within the next year. Perhaps jerky flavored, because men like MEAT right?
Moving away from the obvious gendering. What is with the normal to underweight women subsisting on a diet apparently made up entirely of active bacteria, dairy, and artificial flavoring? That doesn’t seem healthy. And these women are SO skinny, but constantly talking about weight loss. Why can’t we at least get an overweight woman on there talking about her diet? At least then skinny women wouldn’t think they need to eat only yogurt or they will be voted out of Club Estrogen, it would just be us fat chicks exsisting in dietary purgatory.
Blech. It makes me want a pretzel just to get the thought of yogurt from my head. (I recently mentioned to a pre-wedding dieting friend of mine that I was DOOMED because of the amazing Auntie Anne’s pretzels in my train station. To which she replied “Well why don’t you just keep some healthy snacks with you in case you get hungry? Like an apple or some yogurt.” Uhm.. Gee…> Because they aren’t an amazing buttery and salted pretzel? And will as such not fulfill my craving for said pretzel? DUH. This girl then proceeded to suck on one square of a chocolate bar for 20 minutes. Yeah, THAT’s healthy eating there!)