5 reasons to call it early
It’s been like an hour since someone insulted me in the comments so I thought it was time for a new post.
Top 5 reasons they need to call this election as soon as is humanly possible:
5. I have 2000 words to write for NaNoWriMo today, I can’t do it while I’m distracted like this people! I’m just an amateur.
4. World of Warcraft is not going to play itself.
3. Some of us have to work in the morning.
2. If they don’t call it until midnight all the crazy people in downtown Chicago will already be late for work by the time they get home.
1. Stretching out the decision to improve your ratings is something only fascist liberal communist terrorists would do. News networks, why do you hate America?
Seriously though, they shouldn’t call it early, they should call it when they know for SURE. I just hate suspense. If you haven’t voted get off the internet and go exercise your right!
They also need to call it early so my father will STOP SENDING ME ARTICLES ABOUT HOW THE US IS GOING TO IMPLODE WHEN OBAMA IS PRESIDENT. Seriously. It is never ending.