Vagina != Surgical Opening? Pls?
So, I can’t actually read this article. I got as far as understanding that they were implying that using the vagina as an avenue to preform dangerous stomach shrinking surgery is a really great idea, and then I was so squicked out I had to close the window.
(I have to keep my eyes closed to watch House, it’s a problem I have, I’m not proud.)
So, I thought you’d want to know. Not only are Vagina’s good for making babies, they can now also be used to make you temporarily thinner! Isn’t that great news ladies. I didn’t read far enough to find out what they use on the menfolk though. You’re on your own there.
I skimmed to the bottom for my daily dose of shaming. The article concludes with:
Despite efforts to make surgery easier and more comfortable for patients, natural orifice surgery isn’t a cure-all for obesity.
“Surgery is just a tool,” Ikramuddin said. “You need to have given up the Doritos, given up the apple juice… If you eat like that, no bariatric procedure is going to help you, period.”
Can someone please explain to me when the juice of fruit entered the same realm of food products as corn covered in processed cheese chemical?
I am so glad that I found the fatosphere so that no part of my brain thinks it is a good idea to hope that some day someone can cut through my vagina to give me surgery so I can force myself to starve until I am thin. SO GLAD.
If someone else less squeamish would like to elaborate further on this article that’d be awesome. I must now cleanse my brain of medical creepiness.