Apparently as a woman that is the only real contribution I can make to the video game world. See this review of Ninja Gaiden 2 at Game Revolution:
Speaking of nipples, this game has finally found the perfect use for the Sixaxis motion controls. During the levels in which you play one of three female characters, you can move and shake your controller to shake their boobs. All the straight men in the room say it with me: “Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.”
All the women in the room say it with me: “Fucking Virgins lobotomized sex fiends.”
It’s not bad enough that the female fighting toon in Ninja Gaiden presumably sucks more, (if they are sticking to the formula from the LAST NG) and is “dressed” in some strategically placed scraps of clothing that somehow theoretically manage to keep her ridiculously large boobs from hitting her in the face while she tries to kill guys. Now we have to further degrade her by allowing the player to virtually grope her cleavage.
Shit like this makes me never want to play video games again. And I love video games, so y’know, I’m pretty pissed.
Also, This. Though I do not play Halo.
I wish I could go take my anger out on some virtual monsters, but that’s only going to remind me of HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY.
I’m going to go find a new fucking hobby that I can feel good about spending my money on.
**updated so I am not insulting people who don’t deserve to be insulted by being associated with asshole game developers.